Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/28/2017 - 08:45
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/07/2017 - 06:51
When discussing the drink labeled Screwdriver I was informed there's also one called Pile Driver -- prune juice and vodka. WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/22/2017 - 07:45
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/01/2017 - 15:25
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/07/2015 - 12:31
People say that you're weird,
if you talk to yourself.
They're wrong!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:06
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 14:21
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:09
Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/14/2015 - 04:00
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 16:36
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/07/2014 - 01:32
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/10/2014 - 14:12
A husband goes to police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife.Husband
: I lost my
wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What's her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:58
The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/14/2014 - 06:46
Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow.
”Ooh”, said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers, taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
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