Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 12/25/2017 - 17:03
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/18/2017 - 03:19
An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 04:00
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/23/2016 - 11:25
Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 07:29
It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/10/2016 - 06:53
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/19/2016 - 04:26
Two priests, one Jesuit and one Franciscan, were killed in a terrible car crash arrived at the "Pearly Gates" and St Peter greeted them."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/05/2016 - 10:13
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 03:03
I'm still in the Philippines. If you've never been to the Philippines, here are a few bullet descriptions:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/03/2016 - 16:21
I'm in Manila Philippines right now. Mixing family, friends and a little business.
Welcome to the War Zone! They celebrate New Year very differently here.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:38
Did you miss me last Friday? I'm sorry I could not send out my TGIF mail a week ago. I was still in Nigeria and there was no internet connection in the village I was in.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/11/2015 - 02:21
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when she arrived and sat down at the head table, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten her false teeth. Turning to the man next to him she said, "I forgot my teeth."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:12
Dear Son
Your Pa has a good job now, the first one in 48 years. We are a great deal better off than we were.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:09
Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/27/2014 - 16:07
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
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