police

Lawyer vs Cop

An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.

You Will Walk Today

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

Airhead Detectives

A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

Headline from the Grocery Store

Latest News: 49 mins ago:
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

Juggler on the Freeway

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus.

Missing

A husband goes to police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife.

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What's her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?

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