Theater Seats for a Senior

An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.


My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

Airhead Detectives

A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

Stand Up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

Jewish Moms

"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"

Texas Poll

The latest telephone poll directed by Rick Perry, asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem.

Why We Love Kids

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

Butch the Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

Little League Training

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach," replied the little boy.

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