Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/29/2017 - 16:11
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 07/30/2017 - 15:27
A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/02/2017 - 16:08
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/12/2017 - 16:32
The following answers were given by second graders. Moms, this one's for you!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/18/2017 - 05:52
Some people can't handle the truth.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/09/2016 - 08:31
This is so true.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 03:53
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/27/2016 - 12:29
1. Buy four pigs
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/19/2016 - 15:40
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:00
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it ...
I'm having a real good time just as I am!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/26/2015 - 06:51
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/28/2015 - 16:14
Two little boys are in the hospital prior to having their operations.
One boy leans over and asks. "What are you having done?"
The second boy says. "I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm afraid."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:26
A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:46
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone!"
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