Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/18/2017 - 10:34
Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: "You need to join the Army of God!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/05/2016 - 10:13
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/23/2016 - 03:25
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/30/2016 - 03:16
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Western Idaho. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/16/2016 - 04:36
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/03/2015 - 05:59
The latest telephone poll directed by Rick Perry, asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 08:28
It's the scam of the summer! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!