wedding

Theater Seats for a Senior

An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

Potato Story

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'

The Wedding Crasher

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

Subjective Age

"People my age are so much older than me."

Clever Words

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Annual Physical

After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

Jewish Collection

The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

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