Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 04:00
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/24/2016 - 04:17
How did the farmer find his wife?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 03:25
If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 07/04/2016 - 06:02
A fellow is driving down the
road and a chicken with eight legs runs past him like he was standing still. The
guy sees a farmer so he stops the car and gets out.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/27/2016 - 02:23
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/06/2016 - 03:04
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:06
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 14:21
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 04/26/2015 - 01:26
Latest News: 49 mins ago:
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:36
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 15:10
The nicest thing about the future is ...
that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog ...
but only kindness will make him wag his tail..
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/21/2015 - 12:58
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:46
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone!"
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